Hey, Whoa feels like I haven't written on here in awhile. Ohh wait I haven't. lol. I wonder what I should talk about then.. Oh I no, remember the question I first mentioned in my first blog? "why is milk white and not green?" well we all no what any common sensed scientist would say. Its because of the casein and fatty tissues blah blah.. But who are they kidding?
BTW for those of you who dont no what casein is google it :P just kidding. Casein is a protein found in milk, I think that's a good enough explanation.. unless you want me to go further and say its a salt, and explain what a salt is?? Sux tho for the people that are allergic to it tho (Casein). They can't have dairy stuff. Id go crazy without ice cream. Especially Moose Tracks! Ohh did u no McDonald's use to use milk in there fries? And that's why people that were allergic to milk kept getting sick lol. Ne ways... Milk and it being white.. The truth must be revealed.
Who are those scientist kidding? MILK BEING WHITE CUS OF CASEIN AND FATTY TISSUE! And I didn't press caps lock by accident this issue really bothers me. Everyone no's cows are racist. And that's the real reason why milk is white. Scientist just didn't want to upset everyone and cause world war 56 on the poor creatures. I mean seriously how would they defend them selfs? All it would case is violence and super sweet graphics if this was a game lol ohh off topic.. Back to what i was saying.. So ya.. The cow hatred wouldn't solve any thing so ill let the scientist stick with their theory for that. But still people should no cows are racist.
I tried to understand why this is so. So I asked a cow why and they said MOO and thats it.. So that didnt help i had to search deeper. I looked instead of asking questions. I used my X-Ray vision to look in there stomachs and it turns out milk is actually suppose to be green! They have racist germs that beat the color out of the grass they eat. Those mean germs..
I have nothing else to say i'm just so shocked at the violence i'm picturing in my head.. I mean the germs!! They beat up the grass.. The horror.. The intense agony and pain... The gruesomeness... I'm gonna have nightmares..
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
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